The onion movie

This movie is all over the place and has so many lines that will make you laugh so hard. Its all similar to a very long saterday night live skit with some kinda dirty parts. There isn't any name celebritys in it. I would say you would want to own this if you ever want a good laugh
The ending does kinda suck the big one though just so you know.

The nutty professor

I love this movie it's so funny. The best part in the movie is the dinner part when the mom claps her hands and says hurculis. The rest of the movie is good.
It is about a professor (eddie murphy) who makes this formula to become thin. When he becomes thin he also becomes a horndog jerk
This movie is so worth seeing if you haven't already
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Christmas Questions

1. Egg nog or hot chocolate?

Hot Chocolate

2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree?

Santa doesn't wrap he has the slave elves do it everyone knows that

3. Colored lights on tree/house or white?

I like the colored ones they seem funner

4. Do you hang mistletoe?

nope you never know who will end up under it with you

5. When do you put your decorations up?

Normally its thanksgiving or the day after

6. What is your favorite holiday dish?

for any? it would be green stuff or yams with marshmallows

7. Favorite holiday memory as a child?

there was a couple times me and my sister would try and stay up for santa and come up with ideas on how we would catch him

8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa?

not really sure it seems like forever

9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve?

nope we all have to wait

10. How do you decorate your Christmas tree?
If I had it my way it would be very bright lots of lights and all the fun ordiments cartoon ones, wierd ones. That to me is fun to look at each one you remember a different christmas

11. Snow! Love it or dread it?

Dread!

12. Can you ice skate?

I can for a couple feet at a time but after a dozen feet or so my bum hurts

13. Do you remember your favorite gift?

Each year it's something different its hard to just pick one

14. What’s the most important thing about the holidays for you?

I like the family time everyone seems happier

15. What is your favorite holiday dessert?

Caramel Popcorn and chex mix made by my mom

16. What is your favorite holiday tradition?

That would be national lampoons christmas vacation 

17. What tops your tree?

a star

18. Which do you prefer: giving or receiving?

I like both

19. Candy canes: yuck or yum?

I like them

20. Favorite Christmas show?
not sure

21. Saddest Christmas song?

I dont think any of them are sad stupid yes sad no

22. What is your favorite Christmas song?

the one by blink 182

Just friends

Just Friends is a pretty funny movie. Ryan reynolds plays the main character chris who in high school was overweight and in love with jamie (amy smart) but she puts him in the friend zone. So he comes to town ten years later and runs into her at a bar. While at the bar this guy puts in his mind he can sleep with her and get back at her for putting him in the friend zone. Anna Faris is also in this movie as the crazy pop-star who is dating chris. As the movie goes on she gets more crazy.

I'm going to start rating movies

So I've been looking for a new idea for a idea for my blog. I have decided to rate movies on here when I see them. If you would like to have me rate a movie leave a comment whith the title.

Day 30 A letter to yourself, tell yourself EVERYTHING you love about yourself

Dear scott

            You are amazing and one of my favorite people in the world which is good because I’m stuck with you for life. I like your humor it’s really funny and sometimes it makes me laugh so hard I cry. I like that once you make up your mind it is hard to change it. Which sometimes can be bad but you always make the right choice. I like that you’re always a happy person and not many people can bring you down.

Day 29 Something you hope to change about yourself. And why.

I would like to change how I'm shy in public places when I don't know a lot of people becasue if I go to a party I tend to stick by the person that I know. It would be nice to get to know other people when I do go out and about.

Day 28 What if you were pregnant or got someone pregnant, what would you do?

Probably freak out a little bit. Come to grips with it and be there

Day 27 What’s the best thing going for you right now?

I would say I guess getting more hours at work... everything seems to be the same or it changes a little and I don't notice

Day 26 Have you ever thought about giving up on life? If so, when and why?

Not that I can recall.

Day 25 Make a playlist to someone, and explain why you chose all the songs.

Nine in the afternoon- Panic! at the disco
Ready to go - Panic! at the disco
Dear prudence - Across the universe sound track
How's it going to be - Third eye blind
Jumper - third eye blind
Love you like a love song -Selena Gomez
Changing - The Airborn Toxic Event
You are a tourist - Death cab for cutie
Hello - Martin solveig & dragonette
Loser like me - Glam & the riff raff
Can't keep my hands off you - simple plan
Sweet Child of mine - guns n' roses

This is my playlist I picked to do one for me. Each one either reminds me of something.
The first one "Nine in the afternoon" for some reason it makes me think of hanging with my friends and going to the club all those late nights.
The second "im ready to go" this one well it says im ready to go in the whole song and I don't like to be stuck places for to long.
The third "Dear Prudence" is really just a great song it kinda puts you in a mellow mood.
The fourth "How's it going to be". The lyrics in this song really make me think about life and "hows it going to be when I don't know you" Its really a sad song I can relate it to a lot of things that go on in my head.
The fith "Jumper" This is that song everyone knows and sings along to most people can relate to it in some way or another.
The sixth "Love you like a love song " I just like it
The seventh "Changing" this one is really good the lyrics in it
The eighth "You are a tourist" I feel this way sometimes
The ninth " Hello" Puts me in just a really good mood its
The tenth "Loser like me" This ones lyrics is pretty much my jr high and high school experience needless to say my experience was not very enjoyable. I was the loser fat kid everyone picked on so I didn't have any friends really.
The eleventh "Can't keep my hands off you" good to work out to
The twelth "Sweet Child of mine" makes me think of my mom every time I hear it.

Day 24 The reason you believe you’re still alive today.

Well becasue I'm normal.....

Day 23 Something you wish you had done in your life.

Well I'm not that far in my life. If I had to pick I would probably take more college classes in high school. Or when I bought one of my first 2 cars maybe got another one that would last longer then a year.

Day 22 Something you wish you hadn’t done in your life.

I kinda wish I hadn't got a tattoo it hurt and its there forever unless I get it removed which would cost at least a thousand dollars.

Day 21 (scenario) Your best friend is in a car accident and you two got into a fight an hour before. What do you do?

well sad first off cause they could have died and we had a fight right before that. Next probably call them up.

Day 20 Your views on drugs and alcohol.

I don't like drugs I don't see the point in doing them. Who really wants to do something that is going to make you look ten years older then you are, teeth fall out, or even pick at your face. Then you get addicted and have to have it and all your money goes there and you end up begging for money on the street. Most I think end up being a burden on the state because they go on all these goverment assistant programs and taxs go up. Pretty much everyone that works is paying for all these people for example. People get food stamps and then go out and sell them for cash so they can go buy their durgs. Also they can't get jobs because they will test dirty if they have to pee so tax payers never stop supporting there habits. If the goverment would have drug tests to get food stamps these people would either have to get clean or find another way to get there drugs.
As for alcohol I think thats ok in moderation. The glass of wine with dinner they say is good for your heart and blood pressure I'm not sure if thats true or not it has some type of benifets for you. Most of it doesn't though I think its 9 empty carbs per oz. So unless you work out I would stay away from it unless you wana start packing on the weight this of course is if you have more then the glass of wine.

microwave heating pad

 This is pretty nice to have on the really cold days and when your waiting till your car heats up. The things above is all you'll need material, cotton thread (do not use polyester it will burn), scissors, needle, and some rice (beans or corn also would work).

 Cut out what shape you want having the side you want to have on the outside be inside. Seeing how I don't have a sewing machine I had to do it by hand. Make sure when your doing your last side you leave a hole to fiill it with rice and turn it right side out.

 I used a sticky note to make a funnel to put the rice in. Then sew up the space.

Then its done since mine are smaller I only microwave them for 30 seconds and they are pretty hot.

Day 19 What do you think of religion? Or what do you think of politics?

I don't follow politics so I guess this will be about religion. I personally don't like organized religion I don't see why you have to go somewhere to worship. Why can't people go on there own time or set time aside and have a mini session at home? Other then that there all the types or rligion but they are all so similar.

Day 18 Your views on gay marriage.

 If you love someone why not be able to marry them? I don't see anything wrong with it.

Day 17 A book you’ve read that changed your views on something.

The last book I read was wicked. I don't think that one really changed much of my views on anything there was discrimination in there a lot.

Day 16 Someone or something you definitely could live without.

This is a lot like the yesterdays question. So I am going to do a person this time well people that is. Family is probably the first one. My mom, and sisters I think life would be a lot different without them. The next would be my best friends it.

Day 15 Something or someone you couldn’t live without, because you’ve tried living without it.

I have tried to go without something I think I use to much or have to much of. All of them seem to fail.
There was sugar I went a week without any refined sugars witch was pretty freakin hard. Once you stop it seems like its all over the place everyplace you look.
Another one I stopped doing soda for a month that was not so bad after the first couple days. Im a big diet coke person well my whole family is. On that it seemed ok till I figured I could have one and its been here ever since.
The last one that would be the hardest at least for me is the cell phone. Have you ever tried to go without your cell phone? Not so easy for a couple reasons the texting. Not everyone likes to talk on the phone. Knowing the numbers ever since they came out whats the reason to memorize peoples numbers? The only ones I could tell you without having to look at my phone would be mine, my moms, and my grandmas. Other then those three I couldnt tell you. The last reason its pretty hard is no house phone so there wouldnt be a way to talk to anyone but online.

Day 14 A hero that has let you down.

I dont think that I have had a hero.

Day 13 A band or artist that you think is amazing

Right now it would have to be airborn toxic event. There pretty cool and I got to go to there concert when they came down to salt lake. It was super fun and mikel came out to the audience and anna rocked the violin.

Day 12 Something you never get compliments on.

LOL lets see there is my ears, nose, chin, hair line, neck. So there is a lot that doesn't get compleiments but then again who would really come up to you and say "oh look you have really nice ears" has that ever happened. Not that I know of.
If you've got a compliment on something really weird let me know leave a comment on this post.

Day 11 Something people seem to compliment you the most on.

I don't even have to think about this one at all its my smile people seem to like it.

Day 10 Someone you need to let go, or wish you didn’t know.

Ya know I don't have anyone that I need to let go everyone that I should have let go I already have. As for people I wish I didn't know there isn't any as of right now but in the past there is. If you think about it though the people I knew then caused me to meet the people I know now so if I didn't meet those people I would never have met the people I know now. It's a little weird to think about where you would be if you would have never met one person in your life you could be a totally different person. 

Day 09 Someone you didn’t want to let go, but just drifted.

There was a couple people most are from brigham but oh well everything happens for a reason, and I met new people its a never ending cycle so I better get used to it.

Day 08 Someone who made your life hell, or treated you like crap.

A lot of these days are hard to think of things or people to put down. I can think of a couple people in high school who were just rude. I dont remember there names, I'm more of a face person.

Day 07 Someone who has made your life worth living for.

ME!! I think thats about right I make my life worth living

Day 06 Something you hope you never have to do.

What is something that I hope to never have to do. Would  have to be stuck somewhere with a handycap person that would freak me out a little.  But seriously folks I really hope to never have to kill someone I dont think I would be able to handle that all the guts and blood gushing out of the body and watching the life slowly slip away (yes I thought about it if I did kill someone they would stay alive a while just to say why and couch blood and scream)

Day 05 Something you hope to do in your life.

So many things come to my mind when I think of all I would like to do in my life. The main one that I hope to do would be either parachute and snorkle in hawaii with the sea turtles. Doesnt that just make you think how fun it could be to be that close to sea turtles or free falling for awhile. I think those two things are right now the main things I hope to do in my lifetime.

Day 04 Something you have to forgive someone for.

Now what person do I forgive... lets see first I have to start to think what have people done to me that would need forgivness... I am going to forgive this girl in high school who I lent 5 dollars to and she never paid me back and just kept saying she would.

Day 03 Something you have to forgive yourself for.

Being to darn sexy lol jk. I'm not sure what I have done to need my own forgiveness. But whatever it is I forgive me

Day 2. Something you love about yourself

What do I love about myself. I dont know if I have ever really asked myself what I loved about myself. Yet I do have an answer to that question. The thing I love about myself would probably be that over all I'm a pretty positive person.

Day 1 Something you hate about yourself.

So im starting this 30 days of truth. It seems to want to start with something hard what I hate about myself. Oh where to start. ha ha ha that was a joke just so you readers know there really isn't that much I dont like about myself. Some physical things but most people have that. I'm just going to say the thing I hate about myself the most would be probably not finishing somethings.

Hobbies

So I am in search for a new hobby well a hobby in general. So far I have tried a lot of things. Some are
gardening I enjoyed that one but living here in utah doesnt really lets me do much in that and the whole no yard.
Cooking but one can only gain so much weight before finding out thats not such a good idea.
Crocheting but that turned out bad.
Painting that ones fun but I would like to take a class in that to become better and be able to show people my work and not just have half finished things.
Reading but how long can someone really sit and read. The answer not long.
Rubber band ball I've started one its about the size of a baseball now.
So the next things I'm going to try is learn to play an instrument, Dancing, Photography, Paintball, scrapbooking (someones got to do mine).
that's all that I can think of what I've tried to do and want to do.

attack of the handycap with some party on the side

Yesterday was crazy some parts anyway.
It started when I went to walmart with my mom. Well more like after, we got home and our neighbor (who is "special") came over and was trying to get in my moms car and she kept saying whou let me out out first whou whou whou let me get out. Then he went through her car for carpet put her cars all rubber and plastic so no luck there but luckly he found the door inside. So as he is going trough everything from unziping our couch to our dryer lint the care giver is just standing acting like what do I do and saying do you want to go home.
Later that night I went to my friends birthay part which was fun little crazy cause it was a 21st birthday and everyone knows how that goes. I left early before all the super crazy stuff happened because I had to get up early for work

Halloween top moives

Last night I worked out for what seem like forever but the weird thing is im not sore at all. I find that odd but oh well right probably for the best.
I woke up today and I've had that that state farm jingle in my head "we are farmers bum bum bum" other then that its been good. I'm gonna watch some halloween movies well my idea of them
1. Death Becomes her (its about two ladys that have immortality)
2. The Rocky Horror Picture Show (like the case says "a sensual daydream to treasure forever)
3. May (she is a seamstress enough said)
4. The Nightmare Before Christmas  (classic)
5. Love Object (interesting movie he gets a "doll" that looks like a lady at work)
6. Repo! the genetic opera  (who wouldnt want trasplants)
7. Mannequin (A mannequin comes to life thats just cool)
8. Edward Scissorhands (classic)
9. The Craft (fun witch girls)
10. The Covenant (cool magic guys)
11. Queen of the Damned  (vampires...)
12. Corpse Bride (lets marry the dead)
13. Party Monster (A bunch of partys costumes and drugs)
14. The Lost Boys (more vampires)
15. Drag me to Hell (title says it all)
16. The Tooth Fairy (she wants your teeth!!!)

So thats my halloween movies and about in that order for amazing to ok. Most though are amazing but for tooth fairy thats kind of a ehh one when I got it I thought it was a different tooth fairy one that was actually scary and kept your attention.

searching for a dead body and orange soda's

When I got off work today I was talking to the night lady about what I saw last night. So we desided to go and look to see if the guy I saw last night really was a killer or not. On our long dark walk down the road we talked about what we might find maily how much of a body or even a dump. Once we got through all the weeds we didnt find anything but a box. When we turned around and under the tree we saw something!! It was a big lump. So we were like no way what the crapola!! So we had to sneek closer just incase it was a person luckly it wasn't but it was a jacket not sure what was under it becasue we didnt have a stick to poke it with or turn it over. All around in this secret area was more laid down cardboard and beer boxs food wrappers. We had stumbled onto a homeless persons house!!
After we were standing by my car drinking our orange soda we bought (so good). She was looking at the tree still and I was talking and this guy got out of his diesel truck and was hiding behind the cab and wheel. Could it have been the homeless person we dont know because they vanished and we had finished our soda's. It was a pretty interesting night

Weird dream, movie guy, sams club, and a killer

Oh man today was a little weird. So first off I had a crazy dream about something to do with picking hamburger patties out of the ground like potatos. Then later I go to R.C. Willys with my mom and look at a bunch of bedroom sets over and over.

So here is the fun part I go to work and this guy comes in and talks about movies forever (lets call him movie guy). A couple hours go by and a new guy shows up and starts out by saying he couldnt hear me on the phone and im just like "I was yelling" then the guy goes on about how this hotel was something before it was a motel 6. I say "ya it was a best rest inn" then he says "no thats not it I was here like a year ago it was snowing really bad and I remember cause I had a delivery at the sam's club on 215 you know the one by target" me "oh ya i know that one" then he left. Then movie guy calls up and starts to tell me about the baseball game and asks if I knew who won and stuff like that. I went on to tell him no I didnt know then he says ya know you didnt 20 min later he says he only called for a wake up call. Why couldnt he just say that and have it end not go on about baseball, texas "the flag worshipers", the bible, and narnia.

So to wrap up my day I was leaving work. There is a field by my work with a tree and concrete barricades. Ok so im leaving work and this guy was behind the tree. Why is he behind the tree im not sure. I get on the main road and look over to see and hes walking in the field with what looks to be a shot guy. By this time im like did he kill someone? what is he doing? Is there a body back there? Why the crap is he walking towards Mcdonals? Is he hungery? What the crap you kill someone and now your like oh im hungery now I gonna get me a big mac mmm big mac. What kinda person kills another then goes and gets themselves a freakin big mac something must really be wrong with this guy if you couldnt tell by the hinding behind a tree with a shotgun I text the lady at work telling her to maybe lock the door as a just in case now shes freaking out thinking I saw a body. Im turing around to try and see the guy again but he was gone then I came home to blog about it.

random questions about me answered

1. Do you have any pets? I wish I did
2. What color shirt are you wearing? Navy Blue
3. Name 3 things that are physically close to you. Phone, Diet Coke, Pillow
4. What’s the weather like right now? Overcast little chilly
5. Do you drive? If so have you crashed? I do drive, that depends what you mean by crashed ran into things yes damaged the car no
6. What time did you wake up this morning? 10.
7. When was the last time you showered? Today!!
8. What was the last movie you saw? Crazy Stupid Love
9. What does your last text thought say? why not
10. What’s your ringtone? I have no idea my phones always on silent
11. Have you ever been to a different country? Yep
12. Do you like sushi? Nope last time i vomited a little
13. Where do you buy your groceries from? We go to walmart
14. Have you ever taken medication to help you fall asleep quicker? Not that I know of
15. What color are your nails painted? umm... there just nail color
16. Do you have a desktop notebook or a laptop? Laptop
17. How ancient will you be turning on your next birthday? 23
18. How did your parents pick your name? my mom liked it??
19. Do you wear contacts or glasses? nope my eyes go all natural
20. Do you color your hair? sometimes I do
21. Tell me something you are plotting to do today. Got to work
22. When was the last time you cried? Strep
23. What is your full name? Scott Tyler Warner
24. What is your perfect pizza topping? Everything or hawian or BBQ/Hawian/Alfrado chicken
25. Who is your favorite comedian? Gabriel Iglesias
26. What is your favorite telephone system station? I dont know what that means I have sprint
27. Which do you prefer-hamburgers or cheeseburgers?Cheeseburgers
28. Have you ever had an all-nighter? kinda i guess it lasted till 4 or 5 in the morning
29. What is your eye color? Blue
30. Can you tell a differance between pepsi and coke? I sure can

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